Lifestream

• Jared is really glad he doesn't work in the newspaper industry anymore.

  — 6h ago via Facebook
• If what I hear is true, there are idiots running @evtrib. On the upside, there are some great folks available for work. [jaredmellentine]

  — 6h ago via Twitter
• Jared and Darla Mellentine are getting rid of some books.

  — 6h ago via Facebook
• I just realized that my snack is the human version of Kibbles and Bits. - http://twitpic.com/17luh1 [jaredmellentine]

  — 1d ago via Twitter
• Everyone talks about how awesome Avatar is in 3D, but it's probably equally as awesome in 1D. [jaredmellentine]

  — March 5th via Twitter
• I took @annaleighkate to the Apple store. She was really disappointed that they didn't have fruit. [jaredmellentine]

  — March 5th via Twitter
• The best thing about @joesfarmgrill's "Krunchy" onion rings is that you don't get the entire onion on the first bite. [jaredmellentine]

  — March 5th via Twitter
• Darla: "I'm bored. There's a lot of stuff I can do, but I don't want to do any of it." Me: "Then you're not bored. You're lazy." ZING! [jaredmellentine]

  — March 4th via Twitter
• RT @mlntn: It's about time Linux got pretty: http://bit.ly/aL6278 [jaredmellentine]

  — March 4th via Twitter
• Jared finished his purge.

  — March 4th via Facebook